Changing coaches in modern football usually means shock therapy. Most teams wake up from their lethargy and play at a higher level for a certain period, some even exceed their real capabilities. In Bayern, it’s the exact opposite. The dismissal of Julian Nagelsmann and the appointment of Thomas Tuchel did not bring even a semblance of progress, but it tore the mighty Bavarian machine to pieces. We would have to dig deep in the history books to find a coach who managed to get off to such a terrible start in Munich and at the same time get relegated from two competitions in record time, i.e. lose first place in the Bundesliga.Bayern are paying two coaches, but they stand to win zero trophies this seasonTuchel led the first game on April 1. At that moment, Bayern were still the first favourites for the title in Germany, as they had everything in their hands, was 8/8 in the Champions League and had a DFB Cup quarter-final against Freiburg ahead of them. Theoretically speaking, next weekend, just short of two months on the bench, the former Chelsea manager could find himself in a position to lose all three possible trophies in just 60 days of reign. Thomas Tuchel led Bayern last night against RB Leipzig for the 11th time and suffered a fourth defeat. In addition, there are two draws. When all this is processed mathematically, the percentage of success is only 45 per cent. For example, in Mainz, at one time, he was 40.Ich hoffe Heidi Klum ist morgen beimDoppelpass… pic.twitter.com/WhXlLwAxTx— Oliver Pocher (@oliverpocher) May 20, 2023 There have already been detailed analyzes of how much Tuchel set Bayern back in terms of play. He himself says that he does not run away from responsibility, but…”If we lose the title, I will be responsible, I will not look for excuses and I will try to be significantly better next season. If everything was good before me, Bayern would not have changed the coach. This defeat has only to do with ourselves. When nobody wants the ball and when everybody stops moving, then it looks like Leipzig were good. When I lose, I want to lose to a better team, or at least to the one in better shape that day, not because the game was out of our hands. I have no explanation for what happened to us in the second half” said the German after yesterday’s painful defeat.Bayern Munich wore Arsenal styled jersey and bottled the league title. pic.twitter.com/CKtvbDedCr— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) May 20, 2023 And Bayern CEO Oliver Kahn was not particularly talkative last night.”This happened to us many times during the season. It seems to me that everything is falling apart. I didn’t feel that we could have done anything after Leipzig’s equalizer. We have nothing in our hands anymore, a bitter taste, but the faith is still there. We experienced there are a lot of ups and downs in football. It will only be over when our game in Cologne is over next Saturday” he said.Bayern fans are leaving the stadium what has this board done to Bayern 🫣 pic.twitter.com/RP8mDELfmQ— Mohammed (@ZAJD011) May 20, 2023 Sports director Hasan Salihamidžić could not avoid the question of whether the dismissal of Nagelsmann was a mistake.”We deliberated for a long time and came to the conclusion that we have to act. All decisions were made in the best interest of Bayern. I do my job 24 hours a day, seven days a week, I always try to do my best. When you look at the kind of team we have for me it’s shocking that we might not take any trophy this season. As for Thomas Tuchel, he needs preparation with the team, the whole pre-season, then everything will be better” said Brazzo.The Miller case: the first sign of trouble between Tuchel and the clubFor years, it was known that Salihamidzic was a protégé of all-powerful Uli Hoeness and his extended hand in the club and that this is the reason why the media spares him. But it doesn’t mean others have to do it. Last night, the fashion icon Heidi Klum was in the stands of the Allianz Arena together with her husband. After Leipzig’s third goal, she took out her phone and started recording. At one point, her camera ‘caught’ a depressed Oliver Kahn…”Oh, there’s Oli Kahn… Is this the last time we’ll see him? I don’t know” Heidi commented, then found the man next to him to blame for everything: “Actually, Hassan should go! Oops, did I say that now that Hassan should leave?! I’m sorry” she said to her 10 million followers on Instagram.BUNDESLIGA – MATCHDAY 33FridayFreiburg – Wolfsburg 2-0 (0-0)/Gunter 71, Petersen 75/SaturdayHertha Berlin – Bochum 1-1 (0-0)/Tousart 63 – Schlotterbeck 90+4/Hoffenheim – Union Berlin 4-2 (2-1)/Bebou 22, Kramaric 36 pen, 90, Dabbur 90+9 – Doekhi 45+4, Laidouni 90+5/Schalke – Eintracht Frankfurt 2-2 (1-1)/Terodde 1, Polter 85 – Kamada 21, Tuta 59/Werder – Koln 1-1 (0-1)/Schmid 73 – Tigges 36/Bayern – Koln 1-3 (1-0)/Gnabry 25 – Laimer 65, Nkunku 76 pen, Szoboszlai 86 pen/Sunday16:30: (2.65) Mainz (3.50) Stuttgart (2.85)18:30: (7.00) Augsburg (5.30) Dortmund (1.44)20:30: (1.55) Leverkusen (4.40) M’ gladbach (6.50)***odds are subject to change***