Meanwhile, Seb Korda turns out to not, in fact, be one of the favourites, and Keir Starmer turns out to be, well, Keir Starmer
Finally, the sun has got his hat on! Although whether it is as natty as Carlos Alcaraz’s bucket – as noted earlier in the week’s diary – is a moot point worthy of a Jelena Ostapenko-esque line-call challenge. The first stint of fine weather has seen British success, with Liam Broady scoring a big win over Casper Ruud (Henman Hill, Murray Mount, Norrie Knoll … Broady Bump?) and celebrating in emulation of Jack Grealish.